- The MoM Fortune Generator -

[KuroNeko]

These games are extremely fun Okay, granted, it doesn't really give you your "fortune", but close enough anyway.

Simply, all you really need to know is your birthday (month, then date) and the first letter of your name/username. So for me, it would be: Jan - 01 - K. Simple, right?! Now just take the sentence that matches your month, take the sentence that matches your date, and take the sentence that matches your first letter, to form your little fortune thing. Some of the possibilities are hilarious or just insane~ XD Feel free to do this for anyone else who's birthday you know, or with your real name/username, or whatever. Just have fun. XDD Some of these can turn out very wrong so... I warn you before playing XD

So mine would be:
I made out with | Ayumi Hamasaki | with a fish.
(Which came from January | 11 | K, and no, I didn't plan it that way... not at all... <<; >>; okay, okay, but I didn't plan that LAST part o.O)

January: I made out with
February: I partied with
March: I stole the soul of
April: I murdered
May: I married
June: I kidnapped
July: I slept with
August: I went on adventure with
September: I molested
October: I seduced
November: I dressed up as
December: I tried to eat

01: KuroNeko
02: Theo
03: Paris Hilton
04: Aura
05: Jaynus
06: George W. Bush
07: Persha
08: Oprah Winfrey
09: The Muse of Melody
10: Dr. Phil
11: Ayumi Hamasaki
12: Sendoran
13: Kankuro
14: paulfalcon
15: Myself
16: My mother
17: Your mother
18: Santa Claus
19: KyahRyorin
20: Kai
21: Sobi
22: A rather tasty slice of pie
23: Herbert from Family Guy
24: Super Mario
25: Harry Potter
26: Sheart
27: your face
28: Simon Cowell
29: The person above me
30: Naruto
31: my 6th grade math teacher

A: For absolutely no reason.
B: Because Kuro made me.
C: because I was really bored at the time.
D: and I have no regrets!
E: because I had nothing to do on a friday night.
F: in order to take over the world.
G: because I was curious.
H: in my fantasies, at least.
I: because they asked me to.
J: and hurt myself doing so.
K: with a fish.
L: and enjoyed it a bit too much.
M: because I saw my mom doing it.
N: like there is no tomorrow.
O: because everyone else was doing it.
P: because paulfalcon was doing it.
Q: because my parents gave me a name starting with 'Q' and this was my revenge.
R: because I saw [the person above me] doing it.
S: while under the influence of a drunken hippo.
T: as a birthday present to them.
U: and videotaped it.
V: in front of their parents.
W: and damn, am I proud!
X: and I'd do it again if I could.
Y: while listening to Ayumi Hamasaki
Z: because they totally deserved it.

[paulfalcon]

I tried to eat your mother because paulfalcon was doing it.

Heh... XP

[Daeher]

I slept with my 6th grade math teacher and i have no regrets!

[Apache]

O.o....

I stole the soul of Paris Hilton (With a fish)(For absolutely no reason)

[KyahRyorin]

I made out with your mother because I was really bored at the time.

OMG EW. XD

[virach]

I kidnapped Oprah Winfrey in front of their parents.

Fear me, Oprah's parents.

[Singy]

I went on adventure with Paris Hilton while under the influence of a drunken hippo. Ah yes...the drunken hippo...it gets me everytime...

[Latte]

I murdered paulfalcon and enjoyed it a bit too much.

Sorry dude, nothing personal, I was bored.

[paulfalcon]

^

Not a problem! Good luck trying to sleep for the rest of your life. I be vengeful like that!

I kid. XD

[Courtney]

I partied with Dr. Phil Because I was really bored at the time.