KuroNeko
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Post by KuroNeko on Aug 14, 2007 22:07:50 GMT -5
"... Another thing breasts are useful for. Stopping idiotic warriors blinded by rage." Jaynus remarked bitterly, getting up slowly, rubbing his arm and wincing. His bitter expression turned gleeful at the sight of Aura delivering sweet, sweet justice upon the poor warrior.
"Have I told you recently that I love you?" he grinned. "But I suppose I'm going to have to get a new lute, huh? No matter..." he sneakily dipped his hand into Kankuro's pockets and pulled out enough gold coins for a shiny new lute. Okay, maybe he had taken a bit more. Damn, Aura really was becoming a bad influence on him.
"So now what? I really don't know if Mr.Goes-Insane-and-slaughters-everyone-in-sight would be the best ... companion ... to the rest of the adventurers going out to war."
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katy
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Post by katy on Aug 14, 2007 22:19:06 GMT -5
"So what do you suggest? We keep an eye on him? That'll be impossible, seeing as how we'll need to join the army ourselves to keep the oaf out of trouble." Aura replied, sipping her Bastard Hippo, it seemed to have put her in better spirits. And for anyone who wanted to keep all limbs intact, that was a good thing.
She got up from her stool and made her way across the tavern, carefully stepping over men who lay oblivious on the floor. She debated while trying to pull her dagger out from the wall where it embedded after she had thrown it, "Would it be such a bad thing?" She asked. "I mean, this is our home, and our business." She threw a glance at Jay.
"Okay well, it's your business, but I've been here for just as long. So maybe, we could use our unique talents to help in the war efforts. What do you say?"
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paulfalcon
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Post by paulfalcon on Aug 14, 2007 22:22:14 GMT -5
Kankuro wasn't knocked out cold but, more like he wasn't wanting to make any sort of move that would upset the woman any further. He stood up and glanced over to Jay, knowing that his pouch was emptied. He slipped behind Jay and punched the back of his head before retrieving the gold to it's rightful place. "It's not my problem... you could ask your friend to compensate for that." He slips the gold back into his satchel and sat over in front of the woman. "Like I said... I didn't mean to do what I did... here." He hands the money that Jay had stolen from him. "That's to pay for the damages I might of caused. So, what is a woman like yourself doing in a bar like this?"
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KuroNeko
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Post by KuroNeko on Aug 14, 2007 22:23:30 GMT -5
"I had been thinking about it..." Jay admitted. "I'd probably be more comfortable if it were the two of us going anyway. I say we do it! Who knows when a soldier will need a Bastard Hippo or two to pep them up..." he grinned.
He walked over to Aura and put a hand on her shoulder, helping himself to a Bastard hippo. "Besides, it'll be a change of pace. To put it lightly." he said, looking around the bar fondly, before being punched in the back of his head by Kankuro. Ignoring his comments and his attempt at hitting on Aura, he turned back to her.
"The two of us can kick-butt all the way down to Estherna." he looked around the bar fondly, enjoying the silence that now hung over the unconcious warriors. "...And if he acts up again," he jerked his thumb towards Kankuro. "You can just let him touch your boob again and all will be well!" he grinned.
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katy
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Post by katy on Aug 14, 2007 22:35:19 GMT -5
Aura just glared at Kankuro and gripped the bottle in her hand as a deadly weapon. She knew which appendage to attack next, oh yes. It was definitely going to be where most of his brains appeared to be located. But, with great effort, she ignored him and focussed on what Jay had to say.
She smiled; "Well I'm glad you agree. Nothing's more fun than spreading Cheer around war camps! Right Mr Buckle?" There was an uncomfortable silence while she waited for the non-human object to answer her.
"He agrees." She confided to Jay in a low whisper, nodding her head gravely. She then spoke up in a louder voice, glaring at Kankuro for a second. "And just so everyone knows; my boobs are off limit. Completely and *totally*."
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paulfalcon
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Post by paulfalcon on Aug 14, 2007 22:41:45 GMT -5
Kankuro completely forgets that Jay was there, he grins as he steps back from Aura. "Well, miss... seems to me that you are still angry with me but, it's fine. I'm going to be heading out tomorrow... out to war for some pig-headed politician's little game." Apparently, he wasn't listening to the conversation between Jay and Aura. "Regardless, I won't let the enemy take over this land." He raises his blade into the air, making the concious warriors cry out in fear. "With this sword.. I shall put the end to many... for our right to exist!" He swings his sword around for show, making people freak out even more. "Ha, ha... yeah!"
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Sobi
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Post by Sobi on Aug 15, 2007 16:05:29 GMT -5
"Well," Theo answered happily, "Miss Lydia Pretty Birdie Lady, MY name is Demi Aquerlina Theodore Ubblenite Extensiali Surkovsky. Of course you can just call me Theo. But if you're mad at me, you can call me Number Four. That's what my dad used to call me!" Theo had a slight bounce in her step as she spoke to Lydia, giving her the appearance of a hyperactive squirrel, ready to bound off at any moment.
"Soooo. Since we're super friends now, can you lend me some money to get a Bastard Hipp--"
And that was when all hell broke loose. From the fight between the drunks, to Kankuro assaulting Jaynus, to the groping of Aura's breast. Theo watched silently, her ocean blue eyes getting wider and wider at each turn of events. "They're........so..............COOL!" she spazzed.
Like a tazmanian devil, Theo twirled her way to Aura and Jaynus a great big smile on her face. "Wanna give me a Bastard Hippo with the money you just got?" she asked as nicely as she could, putting on the best puppydog face she could muster.
Though she was old in a Human's point of view, her Human Age was roughly 16. In her delusional young mind, she saw the duo, Jaynus and Aura, as fighters of justice who had just defeated the evil Drunkie McMuffin (the name she had given Kankuro, in her mind). The great Flute Man and Boobie Lady seemed unbeatable, as if they would stand for any dort of unjustice, ready to crush skulls and sell livers to blackmarkets if ever their bar was in danger. And, in her great delusional head, Theo saw them as people who would gladly give drinks to those who were financially-challenged.
"Pretty please?" she almost whispered.
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KuroNeko
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Post by KuroNeko on Aug 15, 2007 16:15:10 GMT -5
"Sure," he replied, reaching for a bottle in his stash of Bastard Hippos. Those things had to be left to brew for a while, you know. "After all, if we're leaving tomorrow, it isn't that much of a deal."
He handed over the bottle to Theo, without thinking about the effects it might have on an already-hyper active Neptunite.
"Cheers!"
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katy
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Post by katy on Aug 15, 2007 16:37:55 GMT -5
Aura was occupied with nursing her drink and looking totally and completely miserable. Of course, the effect was lost when she seemed to brighten up every few seconds until she realized that she looked too happy, and then she would quickly change her posture to look devastated again. She stroked Mr Buckle and worked on rearranging her features to look like someone in their own personal hell.
After all, she reasoned, she had just been violated in the worst possible way. She nodded her head in agreement with herself, and then went back to sipping a Bastard Hippo. Her morose attitude was interuppted by the Neptunite who had come around for a free drink, and instantly Aura noticed her hyper attitude, delightful cluelessness, and that fact that her blood stream may contain more caffeine than actual blood cells.
In other words, she had found a playmate.
"Hi!" She said abnormally loud, inserting herself into the conversation with great *ahem* tact. "I'm Aura! Are you going to waaaar?" She surveyed the girl in front of her with a suspicious air, secretly searching for anything a bit shiny.
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paulfalcon
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Post by paulfalcon on Aug 15, 2007 16:51:08 GMT -5
Finding himself being ignored by everyone around him, he stepped outside of the bar. He stepped out into the street and glanced upward, staring out towards the darkened sky above, his arms folded across his chest. "Hmph... I'm getting tired of waiting for these fools to show up. I have been given a job and I will not be late for it." He glanced over his side, pulling out his pack, pulling out a map of the continent. "Estherna, is it? Very well.. I might as well get out of here since the people here tend to fear my presence." Kankuro walks down the road as it's empty at this time of night, seeing that there wasn't really anyone standing outside or walking about. Kankuro made his way out of the city, embarking on his journey to Esthernia on his own.
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Post by starrevolution on Aug 15, 2007 18:12:42 GMT -5
Lydia had covered her ears during the chaos of the bar brawl and tried to make herself as silent as possible. Luckily this also silenced the Neptunite as she stared in awe at the chaos. After all the fighting was over and most of the soldirs were asleep on the floor or on tables Lydia stepped over the sbodies and walked to the bar counter where the still concious group was.
"That brute..." she muttered as Kankuro went rushing out of the bar. "He will send us all to our deths if we bring him along. His kind are best left where they belong - in a prison or insane asylum."
Anyway," she turned to the duo, Jaynus and Aura. "Im Lydia. I suppose we should introduce ourselves since we will be travelling cohorts for a while. You're Theo, I know." she looked at the Neptunite and was worried as she sa a drink being handed to her.
"Are you even old enough to drink?" she asked incredously.
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Sobi
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Post by Sobi on Aug 15, 2007 23:12:36 GMT -5
"Ov curse I'm old enuff ta drink!" Theo giggled. She squinted her eyes as she kept chuckling uncontrollably, "Infac' I'm older'n ALL of yous I bet!" Theo grabbed her drink and held it close to her, nursing it like she had seen Aura nursing it. ".....'course in Human terms I'm.......um..........LEGAL! Yes I are legal! Yep yep yep!" She swing around and around on one of the twirling bar stools. One of the only remaining bar stools. "Silly Pretty Lydia Birdie Lady, heeheehee." Theo punched the air, in an upwards motion, however it was much to quick for her sluggish body and as a result she came tumbling to the ground.
"Oooof..................Owie.......Da floor tried ta EAT ME!" She scrambled up, protecting the Bastard Hippo. She closed her eyes, tok a deep breath and chugged down the rest of Jaynus's strongest drink. By the end of it, she gave everyone a slack little smile, and managed to stutter, "Hee," before collapsing on the ground, on her face.
Slowly her 6-fingered rose, and she gave the thumbs up, "War's gonna be a piece o' cake!" came her muffled reply to the Boobie Lady. "If ah c'n eat up da ebil floor, nuffink can stop me! Nuffink can stop Demi Aquerlia-somethin' Theodumble Ubblenittle Extensio-whatsis Surko-somethin'! Watch out evil Esthernada....... Super Theo to the rescueeee!"
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KuroNeko
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Post by KuroNeko on Aug 15, 2007 23:49:11 GMT -5
"I knew it'd get her drunk." Jaynus said with a hint - okay, not really a hint, more like a blatant amount - of amusement in his voice.
"Why'd you give it to her then?" Chaz scowled at the drunk Neptunite while he picked up the splintered pieces of the destroyed table.
"Entertainment." was Jaynus's response. "But in all seriousness," he continued, looking at the still sober members of the group. "I say we leave early tomorrow morning. These guys'll be knocked out till noon tomorrow, so we should leave at dawn if we can. They're going to be such a pain to drag along. Sure, we'll let them follow behind, but if we can put a lot of distance between us and these idiots, I think it'll do us a lot of good."
Warriors idiotic enough to try and kill each other would just be hurting their cause. And as Kankuro and the rest of the soldiers in the bar had proven earlier, they were the kind to do just that.
"Wait a second... where'd Kankuro go, anyway?"
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Sobi
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Post by Sobi on Aug 15, 2007 23:53:39 GMT -5
The young Neptunite managed to free her face from the datardly wooden floor, with nothing short of heroic efforts and great will power. Her face was red from the impact however due to the blissful effects of the alcohol the stinging pain was dulled.
"Ya mean Mr. Drunkie McMuffin?" asked Theo. Another grin popped to her face. She just couldn't stop smiling....what if....what if the floor had cast a spell on her? She took a moment to glare at the floor, making sure it got the message. Wait....What was it she was going to say? She hoped her memory hadn't been damaged. ah! The delusional girl remembered. "He was very big."
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KuroNeko
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Post by KuroNeko on Aug 15, 2007 23:57:07 GMT -5
"I hope you didn't mean that as innuendo. And if you did, the implications would be disturbing. Or amusing. No, definitely amusing."
Jay wasn't sure where Kankuro had run off to. Not that he minded. In fact, it'd be more accurate to say that he was rather pleased. He usually didn't hate anyone, feeling more comfortable deciding that everyone had good intentions behind whatever terrible things they did, but he just couldn't bring himself to pardon Kankuro's actions. The more Jaynus thought about it, the more he began to think of Kankuro as more of a beast than a human.
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